Virtual Creature Hunter Mugs

"Fascinating. And I picked up four Pokemon in there."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

He looks so natural lying there...

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Moon Cave

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"You never know what will catch on!"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

'No you can't keep it!'

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

"Ambitions . . . to catch the Loch Ness Monster"

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

'We bring you proof that 'Bigfoot' exists.'

Trump in Washington

Van Helsing's plans are thwarted by the Count's new anti-staking device.

"Stop following me! Go discover a crater or something."

Vampire hunters manage to grab the dentures of a vampire.

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

'When did everything go online? In my day we did our haunting in person.'

"Just as I expected, Mrs Frimley. You've got vampires."

"Well, going by the melted screen and the sufurous fumes I'd say you've been trying to download stuff off the Devil's website again."

'Face it Gerry. The Yeti's just a legend.'

'What I'm really looking for is a kamikaze volunteer.'

The Creature from the Black Lagoon: Monster, Myth and sucker for a well tied fly.