Halo Hunter Pillows

'And tomorrow. . . the darkness will pass and all will be bathed in a celestial light that will unify and transform mankind. . .'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"Good game."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Halo Frisbee.

'Look man, no wings!'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'Those are the Divinity students.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'Pop-up Bible.'

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

'I'm good. How are you?'

Golfers lost on the road

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Your angel is always with you

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'

Football Angel

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

Basketball Halo

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

I must not poop on freshly washed cars!

"I assume that's a 'not guilty' plea?"

"I get great reception this way."

'Drat, another hole-in-one. Pity really - I was looking forward to some putting practice.'

Man at Medical Waste conference says - 'Hello?'

"I'm not a fallen angel, precisely, but I have had a few stumbles."

'We NEVER let bygones be bygones!'

'Try and get my good side.'

'That's beautiful. Where can I get one?'

"So what's his story?"

'Still polishing it? You're just too good to be true. What do you do with the brownie points up here?'