Halo Hoarder Pillows

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Good game."

Shoe addict.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Look man, no wings!'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'Those are the Divinity students.'

Festive squad

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'Pop-up Bible.'

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

Your angel is always with you

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

"I fly so often, not only am I accumulating miles, I'm actually starting to sprout wings."

Everyday is cyber Monday.

I must not poop on freshly washed cars!

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

"I assume that's a 'not guilty' plea?"

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

"I get great reception this way."

"Harold wanted to make sure no one takes his chair while we're on holiday."