Hoof Hoarder Pillows

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

Shoe addict.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Festive squad

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

'I hear he's lobbying for tax laws that will let him declare us his dependents.'

Everyday is cyber Monday.

Bad News Headlines: War in Iraq...Largest Peace Time Deficit.

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

Recycling bins for glass, paper, metal and IDEAS.

"Aside from the hours of DVR'ed shows you have yet to watch, what else keeps you together?"

'Hey,COOL headphones buddy'

'I think I'll get out of the crazy stock market and invest in something secure, something like bee keeping.'

'He's so proud of his art collection.'

'Yes Ma'am, I do pick up unwanted hives.'

"You know what I want for our twentieth anniversary? A Dumpster."

"I will not buy a fridge magnet. . ."

'I think you've been spending too much time in the greenhouse.'

No Smoking sign next to a bee hive.