Halo Hoarder Prints

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Good game."

Shoe addict.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Look man, no wings!'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'Those are the Divinity students.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

Festive squad

'Pop-up Bible.'

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

Your angel is always with you

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

"I fly so often, not only am I accumulating miles, I'm actually starting to sprout wings."

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

Everyday is cyber Monday.

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

I must not poop on freshly washed cars!

"I assume that's a 'not guilty' plea?"

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

'And tomorrow. . . the darkness will pass and all will be bathed in a celestial light that will unify and transform mankind. . .'

"I get great reception this way."

"Harold wanted to make sure no one takes his chair while we're on holiday."