Humanoid Hunters Gifts

'Looks almost humanoid.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Bigfoot"

dog vs UFO...

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Now do you believe my ridiculous 'Alien abduction' story ?'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Welcome: Skeptics Society

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Well....this is embarrassing..."

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."