Planetary Exploration Pillows

'Relax, we'll be fine -- they've got affirmative action.'

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

Occu-Pie Mars

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We've made great progress!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Alien David statue

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Head over Hooves

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Boptimism

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

High-gravity baseball

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'