Planetary Exploration T-Shirts

'Relax, we'll be fine -- they've got affirmative action.'

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

What's your favorite planet, Randy? There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vistas

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

Occu-Pie Mars

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We've made great progress!"

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Teenagers!'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Alien David statue

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Boptimism

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Head over Hooves

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

High-gravity baseball

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.