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Rocket Science: The online course.

The Universe Before the Big Bang (Actual Size).

Communications down, oxygen low. Luckily, art supplies still holding out.

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

Space shuttle Mission Accomplished

Beagle II not responding.

"Oh, is that today?"

'I assume you have documentation to back up these 27 light-years of business travel.'

'Sometimes it's good to see the big picture.'

'A good negotiator can stand back and gain perspective.'

How life on Earth really got its start.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I wish that just once the contract would go to someone besides the lowest bidder.'

'Mission control? We'd like to take an unscheduled spacewalk.'

The Technology Revolution

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

"It's absurd to think it won't get warm enough to colonize. That would require them to work together."

'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'

Embarrassing moments in asteroid tracking.

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

Astronaut in space ship sees sign 'Watch this space'.

'What luck!'

'We'd like to talk to you about the kingdom of God...'

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

"I'm looking for a secure position in a less competitive academic environment."

Scientists predict that in in the future, space walks will become a regular occurrence.

"Use your White Privilege, Luke."

'We're from the Galactic Bureau of Standards, and this planet is WAY out of compliance!'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'The vasteness of the universe makes me feel so small and insignificant.'

NASA Hits Shuffle

'That? No, that isn't a UFO. It's on the ground now, and you've identified it. That makes it an IGO.'

'TEN... NINE... EIGHT...'

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.