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Rocket Science: The online course.

The Universe Before the Big Bang (Actual Size).

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

Communications down, oxygen low. Luckily, art supplies still holding out.

Space shuttle Mission Accomplished

Beagle II not responding.

"Oh, is that today?"

'I assume you have documentation to back up these 27 light-years of business travel.'

'Sometimes it's good to see the big picture.'

'A good negotiator can stand back and gain perspective.'

How life on Earth really got its start.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'I wish that just once the contract would go to someone besides the lowest bidder.'

'Mission control? We'd like to take an unscheduled spacewalk.'

The Technology Revolution

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'

"It's absurd to think it won't get warm enough to colonize. That would require them to work together."

Embarrassing moments in asteroid tracking.

'We'd like to talk to you about the kingdom of God...'

Astronaut in space ship sees sign 'Watch this space'.

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

'What luck!'

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

"Use your White Privilege, Luke."

"I'm looking for a secure position in a less competitive academic environment."

'We're from the Galactic Bureau of Standards, and this planet is WAY out of compliance!'

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

Scientists predict that in in the future, space walks will become a regular occurrence.

'The vasteness of the universe makes me feel so small and insignificant.'

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'Why do I have to wear a hardhat?!!'

NASA Hits Shuffle

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'