Port Hopper Pillows

"I have a female landlubber in every port."

"This place has the best happy hour."

Club Antisocial

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Nature Lovers

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

1930's Lady.

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

Sober Tooth Tiger

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Next Round Indicator

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Your shout!"

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'