Boat Hopper Pillows

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"This place has the best happy hour."

Club Antisocial

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

Next Round Indicator

Sober Tooth Tiger

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

"Your shout!"

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

Newspaper reads: 'Doctors not giving adequate info to patients'. Doctor asking patient, "Say eh??"