Boat Tripper Pillows

"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Do you mind?"

Motor Tourism

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Camping.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

Sometimes Y Turn

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Route 666

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

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