Boat Tripper Gifts

"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Motor Tourism

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Camping.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Sometimes Y Turn

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Exit Next Left

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Route 666

Inflating Boobs.

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"