Boat Trip Daydreamer Gifts

Giraffe Sailing

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'See you in two weeks!'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"Do you think there's life out there?"

Sandcastles

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

desert isle shopping trolley...

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

'Get me the coast.'

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

Little Submarines

Heavenly Ships

Woman has squashed the man she is looking for.

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"Any luck"

Pirate Mail.

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

'There are a lot of misconceptions about death.'

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

Go there Travel Agency.

"Hang on, I haven't finished reading this man yet."

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

'Most of the time it's nobody's fault. People just sort of drift apart.'

A hen and a rooster have taken off all of their feathers and have run off towards the ocean for a Skinny-dip.

'He not only lied about the size of his yacht, he made me row.'