Channel Hopper Pillows

"He changed channels, listened...and his news bubble exploded!"

Magazine says 'TV: Includes all digital, cable and satellite listings.' Man says: I've just finished reading the TV guide and it's time for bed.'

'Stop! It's football season!!'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

Club Antisocial

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

TV-Man

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Nature Lovers

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

How I met your mother

Sober Tooth Tiger

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Next Round Indicator

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'