Plane Hopper Gifts

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Club Antisocial

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Nature Lovers

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"I read 'Art News.'"

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"It's a great work!"

"He's left out the staples"

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"If that were a Jasper Johns, dear, we could sell it for three million dollars."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Unfinished Masterpiece.

Newspaper reads: 'Doctors not giving adequate info to patients'. Doctor asking patient, "Say eh??"

"Those old guys really had it!"

Daily Grind Coffee Cup