Hoop Hustler Gifts

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"How is the dog training coming, dear? Oh, never mind!"

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"Better luck next time, kid."

Runner going through hurdles.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

Small Business Loan of Pencils

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting are the hardest.'

Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.

'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'

"With baseball, college football and pro football overlapping, the excitement is too much form him to handle."

Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'

'Hard Day?'

"I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he has steady work."

"At this stage of your life, you need a hobby - one that will produce income."

Golfers with bumper sticker 'How do you like my DRIVING?'

'I hate it when the track team comes to lunch.'

'Damn whizz kids!'

'He always has to go one-better!'