Hoops Hustler Gifts

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"Better luck next time, kid."

Runner going through hurdles.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting are the hardest.'

Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.

'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'

Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.

'Hard Day?'

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'

"With baseball, college football and pro football overlapping, the excitement is too much form him to handle."

"I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he has steady work."

"At this stage of your life, you need a hobby - one that will produce income."

"How is the dog training coming, dear? Oh, never mind!"