Halftime Hustler Gifts

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"Better luck next time, kid."

Runner going through hurdles.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'That's strange, all the monitors are going crazy again!'

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

"You're back! You're really back...!"

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.

'Can't it wait until halftime?'

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Can't carry a tune. Please help.

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

"Where are you getting those notes from?"

"Finally, your halftime show - the Mueller report!"

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting are the hardest.'

'Gentlemen, about playing touch football during the noon hour...'

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

'Apart from the vuvuzela incident did you enjoy England's World Cup games?'

"We'll swop at half time."

"How is the dog training coming, dear? Oh, never mind!"

'Sure I know when you eat turkey and dressing and pumpkin pie. During halftime.'

"At this stage of your life, you need a hobby - one that will produce income."

"The drum corps."

"I hope you'll all attend my halftime speech, whose title is, 'You're Playing Like Twinkies'."

Golfers with bumper sticker 'How do you like my DRIVING?'

'See you at halftime.'

'What adeal, I paid 50 cents for Monique's present and her Mom gave me 2 bucks to leave the party!'