Halftime Show Gifts

"Where are you getting those notes from?"

Church for sports worshipers.

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"You're back! You're really back...!"

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

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"My glass is half empty"

Every Day is a Gift

"Well, they did say half-board."

'Can't it wait until halftime?'

How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.

Half full. Optimist. Half empty. Pessimist. Pragmatist.

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

'I SAID-what's wrong with a RATTLE like the rest of us?'

I love hockey!

"Finally, your halftime show - the Mueller report!"

Half full. Half empty. Undecided.

'Gentlemen, about playing touch football during the noon hour...'

"Keep your chin up."

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

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'Apart from the vuvuzela incident did you enjoy England's World Cup games?'

"We'll swop at half time."

"I seem to have developed a high pitched noise in my ears!"

'Sure I know when you eat turkey and dressing and pumpkin pie. During halftime.'

"The drum corps."

"I hope you'll all attend my halftime speech, whose title is, 'You're Playing Like Twinkies'."

'See you at halftime.'

"We always seem to be on the opposite page."

"Today I'm fifty--- the old halfway point."

'Normally, I'm not an optomist, but in this case the glass is half full.'