Halftime Show Heroes Gifts

"The drum corps."

Church for sports worshipers.

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

I love Basketball.

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

'I'll be late - had to think big again.'

"You're back! You're really back...!"

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

'I want to thank each of you for coming through in the clutch, putting in some overtime and seeing this project through to completion.'

Athletic Darwinism.

How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.

"A little high and inside."

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

"Slug bug...not hit backs!"

'Can't it wait until halftime?'

Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

'I can't dunk.'

"Where are you getting those notes from?"

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

"Finally, your halftime show - the Mueller report!"

"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."

'We're counting on you, Luther. The game's to 21, winner's outs... And I hope we don't need to remind you what happens to all of us if you lose.'

Unpaid overtime.

'Gentlemen, about playing touch football during the noon hour...'

'On second thought, you're right. It was incidental contact.'

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

Beer Keg Babies

A basketball game

'Apart from the vuvuzela incident did you enjoy England's World Cup games?'

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"I can't vacation anywhere I'd get a tan. I'd lose my I-work-harder-than-you pallor."

"We'll swop at half time."

"I seem to have developed a high pitched noise in my ears!"