Halftime Show Heroes Mugs

"The drum corps."

Church for sports worshipers.

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

I love Basketball.

'I'll be late - had to think big again.'

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

Athletic Darwinism.

'Can't it wait until halftime?'

How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.

"A little high and inside."

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

"Finally, your halftime show - the Mueller report!"

'I can't dunk.'

Unpaid overtime.

'Gentlemen, about playing touch football during the noon hour...'

'On second thought, you're right. It was incidental contact.'

'We're counting on you, Luther. The game's to 21, winner's outs... And I hope we don't need to remind you what happens to all of us if you lose.'

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

"We'll swop at half time."

A basketball game

"I can't vacation anywhere I'd get a tan. I'd lose my I-work-harder-than-you pallor."

"I seem to have developed a high pitched noise in my ears!"

"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."

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