Halftime Show Fan Gifts

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

Under pressure.

Applause

'He's maturing early.'

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

'Pick a business card.'

GDP and G&T.

Sir Elton John

Jenga!!!

Leonard Bernstein

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

Happy hour.

5 people balance on one tiny bike

Reptilian trauma.

'Can't it wait until halftime?'

Selfie Acrobat

'I'm sorry, Sheriff... it was self-defence!'

"Where are you getting those notes from?"

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

"Finally, your halftime show - the Mueller report!"

"Yeah, we stop roaming at this time of year and stay close to the Christmas tree..."

Self examination.

'So, it was setting the traps all along, Dudley. How much were they paying you?'

"Maybe we should take a break from smashing our air guitars at the end of each show. Replacing them is getting really expensive!"

"Hi, I'm Jim. Which hotel are you staying at?"

"Often, I'm not comfortable with the pack mentality..."

'Gentlemen, about playing touch football during the noon hour...'

"Darell is sharing his pet with us today. I'm sure the whole class will find this very entertaining."