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Under pressure.

Applause

'He's maturing early.'

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

'Pick a business card.'

Jenga!!!

GDP and G&T.

Happy hour.

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

5 people balance on one tiny bike

Reptilian trauma.

'Can't it wait until halftime?'

Selfie Acrobat

'I'm sorry, Sheriff... it was self-defence!'

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

"Finally, your halftime show - the Mueller report!"

"Yeah, we stop roaming at this time of year and stay close to the Christmas tree..."

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

Self examination.

'So, it was setting the traps all along, Dudley. How much were they paying you?'

"Hi, I'm Jim. Which hotel are you staying at?"

'Gentlemen, about playing touch football during the noon hour...'

"Often, I'm not comfortable with the pack mentality..."

PlayDog.