Hoopster Gifts

'I just love this new rule allowing you tie up obnoxious coaches.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Bottle Distillery

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Basketball

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Clubbing

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Basketball.

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Bouncer.

Fish Training

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

"Why does he keep in the same players?"

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

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