Hoopster Pillows

'I just love this new rule allowing you tie up obnoxious coaches.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Bottle Distillery

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Basketball

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Clubbing

Basketball.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

Fish Training

Bouncer.

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

Gentrification of the Fridge.