Hipster Pillows

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

"Washing instructions...don't"

Gentrification of the Fridge.

'Loosen your belt a notch, David. Your underwear's not showing.'

"I'm afraid there's nothing we can do - you've got Japanese Topknotweed."

"It's a fashion statement!"

"I love being a non conformist."

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

Stormtrooper takes off the helmet.

The youth pastor and worship leader compete for the skinniest jeans award.

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"The truth is, your church is too hip for us."

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Man's sideburns move and gnash teeth. Friend says: 'I think the rule for sideburns is: they're too long when they start evolving.'

"It's not that I'm opposed to beards, Lawrence. . ."

"Ugh... Jerry Saltz is totally junking up my feed again."

"Not now - I'm mime-texting yoga porn!"

"You remind me of myself six months ago."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Wifi in Hell

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Emergency Hipster Beard

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."