Hotel Hoopster Gifts

The Sports Hotel offers sports fans amenities beyond a pool and a workout room.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

1930's Lady.

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"We're here, Harry."

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

Hotel mini-bar.

'Oh, the amenity!'

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

'My parents couldn't afford to send me to college, so they let me spend a night at a Ramada.'

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

'A room with double beds, please.'

Excess Baggage: For many of us 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.

'Hello, front desk. This is the alien spacecraft suite. My wife and I are hearing strange noises.'

"Hmmm ... either my steak knife is broken, or you cooked the heck out of this fillet."

"Why does he keep in the same players?"

"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."

"If I promise to come back serval times, can I get the group rate?"

'King who?'

'The Princess and the Mint.'

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

"Well...the website did say it was a 5-star hotel...."

"My god, those capers are huge!"