Casino Hopper Gifts

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Today's special... donuts.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

1930's Lady.

Nature Lovers

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'You've had enough!'

Clubbing

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

"We're here, Harry."

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'My parents couldn't afford to send me to college, so they let me spend a night at a Ramada.'

'Oh, the amenity!'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Bouncer.

"Would you mind if I sit here and wait for you to leave?"

"Hmmm ... either my steak knife is broken, or you cooked the heck out of this fillet."

'Hello, front desk. This is the alien spacecraft suite. My wife and I are hearing strange noises.'

'A room with double beds, please.'