Hotel Hopper Gifts

The Vineyardia

"You were right-they've got one at the hotel."

"If I promise to come back serval times, can I get the group rate?"

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'Dammit - I forgot to tip the waiter.'

'The Princess and the Mint.'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

1930's Lady.

"I prefer to think of it as travel size."

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

'For beds, you can either have a king, or two twins, but no, not two twin kings.'

'Oh, the amenity!'

'No, Janet, there is no mini-bar--but we do have mini-baccarat.'

'A room with double beds, please.'

'You requested a wake-up call, sir.'

'My parents couldn't afford to send me to college, so they let me spend a night at a Ramada.'

Excess Baggage: For many of us 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"Well...the website did say it was a 5-star hotel...."

Bay view, deja view

"Did you remember to tip the doorman?"

Bed and Breakfast. "Which one will it be?"

Lady covered in cat hair.

Girl collects hotel toiletries.

"This is your wake-up cal.....Oh, sorry! Wrong room!"

At the Misspent Youth Hostel.

"You'll get three meals a day,but they will all be continental breakfast."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"The worker shortage is real."

Barnyard Motel. You'll get your (cursing symbols) wake-up call when I say you'll get your (cursing symbols) wake-up call.

Hotel Sign In

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

'This one's called 'Towel stealer'. It's a guest beer.'

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

'Well, we have to make up for the 51 weeks you're not here.'