Hotel Hopper Prints

The Vineyardia

"You were right-they've got one at the hotel."

"If I promise to come back serval times, can I get the group rate?"

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'Dammit - I forgot to tip the waiter.'

'The Princess and the Mint.'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

1930's Lady.

"I prefer to think of it as travel size."

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

'For beds, you can either have a king, or two twins, but no, not two twin kings.'

'Oh, the amenity!'

'No, Janet, there is no mini-bar--but we do have mini-baccarat.'

'A room with double beds, please.'

'You requested a wake-up call, sir.'

Excess Baggage: For many of us 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"Well...the website did say it was a 5-star hotel...."

Bay view, deja view

Bed and Breakfast. "Which one will it be?"

Girl collects hotel toiletries.

At the Misspent Youth Hostel.

"You'll get three meals a day,but they will all be continental breakfast."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"The worker shortage is real."

Hotel Sign In

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

'This one's called 'Towel stealer'. It's a guest beer.'

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

'Well, we have to make up for the 51 weeks you're not here.'

'Harold, someone wants to pitch a tent on our lawn.'

'A room with a bath please - the school shower is broken.'

'How could you possibly want another holiday? I need the towels.'

'Hello, front desk. This is the alien spacecraft suite. My wife and I are hearing strange noises.'

Nate was a bus driver's nightmare for tours that stayed in a different hotel every night.