Motel Hopper Gifts

'We're totally jet-lagged -- Take us to Tom Bodette.'

Club Antisocial

Today's special... donuts.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Nature Lovers

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

1930's Lady.

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

'You've had enough!'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

"We're here, Harry."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'Two for French Polynesia.'

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

Newspaper reads: 'Doctors not giving adequate info to patients'. Doctor asking patient, "Say eh??"