Hotel Hoppers Gifts

"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

"We're here, Harry."

'I see Wavecrest's changed hands...'

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

"Mr and Mr Smith I presume?"

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

"We offer a complimentary turn-down service."

Ballet Parking

Today's special... donuts.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Nature Lovers

1930's Lady.

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'You've had enough!'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

'Oh, the amenity!'

Hotel mini-bar.

'My parents couldn't afford to send me to college, so they let me spend a night at a Ramada.'