Hotel Hoppers Gifts

"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"We're here, Harry."

'I see Wavecrest's changed hands...'

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

"Mr and Mr Smith I presume?"

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

"We offer a complimentary turn-down service."

Ballet Parking

Today's special... donuts.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Nature Lovers

1930's Lady.

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'You've had enough!'

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

'Oh, the amenity!'

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

Newspaper reads: 'Doctors not giving adequate info to patients'. Doctor asking patient, "Say eh??"

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

"Hmmm ... either my steak knife is broken, or you cooked the heck out of this fillet."

'Hello, front desk. This is the alien spacecraft suite. My wife and I are hearing strange noises.'

"No response doctor! The patient is sedated!"

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'