Motel Hopper T-Shirts

'We're totally jet-lagged -- Take us to Tom Bodette.'

Club Antisocial

Today's special... donuts.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Nature Lovers

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

1930's Lady.

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'You've had enough!'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"We're here, Harry."

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

Warhol Exhibit

Newspaper reads: 'Doctors not giving adequate info to patients'. Doctor asking patient, "Say eh??"