Stadium Hopper Gifts

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'Oi, what's the game?' - 'Rangers versus City.'

Yankee Stadium.

"I promised I'd bring him - he could never afford to come when he was alive."

"Are you a football fan?"

"I've just bought my season ticket..."

"This place has the best happy hour."

Today's special... donuts.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'You've had enough!'

Clubbing

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Sober Tooth Tiger

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

Next Round Indicator

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Your shout!"

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.