Stadium Hopping Gifts

'The sooner we move to a new stadium, the better!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

A man cheers

Just the one...

Beer Order

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Official Team Cap With Beard

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Next Round Indicator

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

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