Stadium Fun Gifts

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Beer Order

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

"They'd sold out of #1's."

Fan-Centric Stadium

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"A pillow fight? They really have taken the violence out of the game."

Football drummer

George Best

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'They only keep him in the team because of his famous WAG!'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

Beer Burgers Pizza. Field Level Seats. The stadium is limited to twenty percent of capacity. But somehow there's still a long line here.

'I SAID-what's wrong with a RATTLE like the rest of us?'

'A puff of cloud! Quick, close our expensive new roof!'

Pull my finger.

Stadium. Food. Beer. In a fan vote, pizza was chosen as the favorite food this season. Ah, so the hot dog is make a concession speech!

I didn't think I would, but I miss being booed.

"It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more..." Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

'So do you mate, I'm selling ice creams.'

'Of course we have the finest facilities in the league. This locker room has leather bench seating, cold a.c., and even plenty of cup holders.'

Sports fans wear the number of their seats in the stadium.

'Do not even think about it, Ron!'

"Megan Frehling, will you please PLEASE just tell me what you want?"

I've discovered a new secret of life: Stadium cushions! Gurusis Universitatis.