Stadium Silliness Aficionado Gifts

Sports fans wear the number of their seats in the stadium.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Beer Order

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

"They'd sold out of #1's."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Fan-Centric Stadium

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'They only keep him in the team because of his famous WAG!'

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

Beer Burgers Pizza. Field Level Seats. The stadium is limited to twenty percent of capacity. But somehow there's still a long line here.

...'So I said forget about the wages, I just want to play football.'

Blind dog.

Stadium. Food. Beer. In a fan vote, pizza was chosen as the favorite food this season. Ah, so the hot dog is make a concession speech!

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

'Why can't we have a simple warning track like every other team?!'

I didn't think I would, but I miss being booed.

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

Lonely Trump Rally in Tulsa

'Of course we have the finest facilities in the league. This locker room has leather bench seating, cold a.c., and even plenty of cup holders.'

"Stand still, for God's sake, we're trying to give you a kiss."

Superdome: Now Playing Har Bowl.

'We still can't afford to modernize the visitors dugout.'

Modern Stadium.

'Do not even think about it, Ron!'

I've discovered a new secret of life: Stadium cushions! Gurusis Universitatis.