Stadium Silliness Aficionado Gifts

Sports fans wear the number of their seats in the stadium.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Beer Order

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Fan-Centric Stadium

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

'They only keep him in the team because of his famous WAG!'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

Lonely Trump Rally in Tulsa

'Why can't we have a simple warning track like every other team?!'

Blind dog.

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

'Of course we have the finest facilities in the league. This locker room has leather bench seating, cold a.c., and even plenty of cup holders.'

"Stand still, for God's sake, we're trying to give you a kiss."

'We still can't afford to modernize the visitors dugout.'

"Megan Frehling, will you please PLEASE just tell me what you want?"

Modern Stadium.

'Do not even think about it, Ron!'

Superdome: Now Playing Har Bowl.