Silly Sports Fans Gifts

...and the mighty sport of Kung Football was born.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Alternative fielding positions

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Playing pig

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Monster Baseball

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Footballer and Bacteria.

The Unsportables: Relay

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Caber

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

The pass the ball to Jones for a three=pointer. I wish I got to shoot sometimes. Me too. Public Health Dept. Vaccine Distribution. Distributing the vaccine is just like when we were coaching basketball. We draw up a plan which specifies who gets the shots. And whatever we decide some people will be unhappy.

Deregulated Baseball

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."