Silly Sports Moments Enthusiast Gifts

"Stand still, for God's sake, we're trying to give you a kiss."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

Modern Football

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

"You could have shouted Fore!"

The British relay team find a safe way of handing on the baton.

Hammer thrower twisting his leg.

Sports fans wear the number of their seats in the stadium.

Fairway trolls.

'Bavetta! The foul is called 'holding.' Stop calling it 'touchy-feely.''

"He's the new Turkish signing"

'Found it!'

'Wait, Stan, you forgot this!'

Man pelted with golf balls.

"I don't know when I've seen a more magnificent slide. You're out!"

What I always say - don't be irreverent to God and mother nature!

'Gentlemen, you've been making too many errors, so today we're going to review the fundamentals...'

Henge Football

Third base coaches during a brawl

Golfer putting into dead bear

'Seasonal overlap'