Funny Sports Moment Appreciator Gifts

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Malfunctioning geyser

"This does not make us friends."

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Some Cricket Novelties.

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

Bride throws bouquet, woman dressed in American footballer's outfit catches it.

'HEYYY!! He's cheating!'

Bob Gretzky. Quite possibly the greatest refrigerator salesman of all time.

'He's tiring? What happened to round four 'he's ready to go!'?'

"And you're saying they get paid big money to chase a ball."

Hammer thrower twisting his leg.

'Athletic Trainer in the locker room...'

"Stand still, for God's sake, we're trying to give you a kiss."

Chicken lays a football.

Harold Larwood-personal description

'I was dropped from the insect football team... it took me too long to put my boots on!'

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