Funny Sports Moment Appreciator Pillows

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

Malfunctioning geyser

Cat and mouse.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"This does not make us friends."

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Some Cricket Novelties.

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

Bride throws bouquet, woman dressed in American footballer's outfit catches it.

In addition to players, some major league umpires are suspected of using steroids.

Vuvuzela bin.

Footballers - Diego Maradonna

Martina Hingis

'HEYYY!! He's cheating!'

Bob Gretzky. Quite possibly the greatest refrigerator salesman of all time.

'He's tiring? What happened to round four 'he's ready to go!'?'

"And you're saying they get paid big money to chase a ball."

Hammer thrower twisting his leg.

'Athletic Trainer in the locker room...'

"Stand still, for God's sake, we're trying to give you a kiss."

IV

'I was dropped from the insect football team... it took me too long to put my boots on!'

'Bavetta! The foul is called 'holding.' Stop calling it 'touchy-feely.''