Funny Sports Moments Lover Pillows

"He's the new Turkish signing"

Alternative fielding positions

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Malfunctioning geyser

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

The best goalie in the world!

Pole Vault Rules

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Ref shows footballer green card.

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

'I'm so embarrassed I'll never be able to hold up my head again.'

Shows Bundt

You Don't Know What It's Like

Old basketball players never die. . . they just pick and roll.

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

'Must be that new 3D football.'

Modern Football

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'