Funny Sports Moments Lover Mugs

"He's the new Turkish signing"

Alternative fielding positions

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Malfunctioning geyser

The best goalie in the world!

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Ref shows footballer green card.

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'

Shows Bundt

'Must be that new 3D football.'

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

'Let's practice lobs again.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

'I'm so embarrassed I'll never be able to hold up my head again.'

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'