Funny Sports Moments Mugs

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Dedication to excellence....

"Skate or die."

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

"This does not make us friends."

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

Ref shows footballer green card.

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

Shows Bundt

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

Dragon brought on as substitute

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

'Tough luck Warren, but it was always going to be hard to get a strike.'

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

Things you can say about baseball but not your dog...

Ski cannon.

The British relay team find a safe way of handing on the baton.

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."