Humorous Sports Moments Lover Pillows

'Seasonal overlap'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Pole Vault Rules

The best goalie in the world!

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Ref shows footballer green card.

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

You Don't Know What It's Like

Shows Bundt

Old basketball players never die. . . they just pick and roll.

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'