Humorous Sports Moments Lover Prints

'Seasonal overlap'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

The best goalie in the world!

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Ref shows footballer green card.

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

'Must be that new 3D football.'

'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'