Fans Of Quirky Sports Moments Gifts

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

The best goalie in the world!

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

'What do you mean, slam dunk??'

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

'Promise me. Never again. Don't ever get sheared right before a fight.'

"Now you mention it, I suppose his temperament is comparable to that of a young John McEnroe."

'Could you help me on my grunting.'

Hammer thrower twisting his leg.

'He's the long shot!'

"Stand still, for God's sake, we're trying to give you a kiss."

"He's the new Turkish signing"

Golfing Accident

'I think he want you to be quiet!'

The game requires no great physical strength...

"Seventh inning stretch already?"

'Well, you lost the coin toss. Here's the razor. You're going skins, buddy.'

"Do you think football may have given you permanent injuries you'll have for the rest of your life?"

Although a vastly inferior boxer, Ross 'Tiny Head' Watson once again avoids the knockout and fights to a draw.

'I don't even need to look under the helmet. He blew a head gasket.'

'Wait, Stan, you forgot this!'

A bowling ball reading in its living room; hunting trophies with mounted bowling pins are hanging on the wall behind it.

"Knuckle ball. Fork ball. Fast ball. Hair ball."