Silly Sports Fans Pillows

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Alternative fielding positions

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Monster Baseball

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

The Unsportables: Relay

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Footballer and Bacteria.

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Caber

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Deregulated Baseball

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'You better have a hunting license.'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'