Stadium Events Gifts

'So do you mate, I'm selling ice creams.'

'It's a MEXICAN wave not an English one!'

Fourth quarter, four minutes on the clock, all tied up, and they're off! Will the Johnsons beat the traffic?!

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Pull my finger.

'Do not even think about it, Ron!'

'A puff of cloud! Quick, close our expensive new roof!'

Why it is best to check your Olympics seat location before buying tickets from scalpers.

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Go team!

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Strive to win!

Carlo Ancelotti

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'